Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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