There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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