There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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