I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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