Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
