Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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