Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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