Sry I called you an 8
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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