we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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