Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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