Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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