come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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