I just cut my nipple shaving
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
birth control should be required to get into college
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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