I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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