I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
