: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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