just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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