Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
wow bdsm is so cute
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