The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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