And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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