I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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