Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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