need another drink. this is the easiest way
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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