I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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