the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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