I like to think it a success when the cops are called
there's paper in my vomit.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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