i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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