i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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