Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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