Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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