So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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