Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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