No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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