they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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