I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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