We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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