so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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