About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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