This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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