I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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