me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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