if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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