So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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