for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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