I look better un-naked...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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