She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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