Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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