he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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