if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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