If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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