Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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