Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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