On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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