I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
