So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
